~Moist Conversations~

After hours spent happily playing ball, riding bikes, and falling off scooters with an old friend's kids...

Me:  "Take your sweaty shirt off before you get in my car.  And you are definitely taking a shower when we get home!"

Eamon:  "What?!  But I already showered earlier today!"

Me:  "That was before you spent HOURS playing!  You are literally drenched in sweat!"

Eamon:  <disgustedly>  "That's why I hate going outside; then I have to shower."

Me:  "There are so many things wrong with that statement, I don't even know where to start..."

I foresee a long and difficult teenage era ahead. :P