Eamon: <gravely> "Well, I've mastered ice skating."
Me: "Oh, really!? You skated for an hour and now you're a master?"
Eamon: "Well, yeah. It's kind of like roller skating but that took me several days to master."
Me: "Ok, look. There are people who skate every day for years and some of those people could be considered masters and professionals but I don't think you skating for an hour [or less if you count the times we rested after the epic falls and tears] qualifies you as an ice skating master."
Eamon: "But I skated on one foot."
Me: *sigh*
How can you argue with "The Master?" ;)
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