Me: "So you're going to use the smoker to cook the Christmas chicken tomorrow?"
Mark: "Yeah, it'll be fine."
Me: <worriedly> "Has anything really ever been successfully cooked with that smoker?
Mark: <confidently> "Yeah, I've done it a thousand times!"
Me: <with certainty> "You have not!"
Mark: "Well, it was at least twice."
A thousand times, two times... really, who's counting? Oh, right, the wife! ;)
Let's hope this isn't what our X-mas chicken will look like. ;)
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