~Snow Day Conversations~

After coming in from playing outside in the snow, I suggested that Eamon wear some dry gloves in the house until his hands warmed up.  Little did I know that I should have also explained snow-day/winter-wear/bathroom protocol...

Me:  "Eamon, did you flush?"

Eamon:  "Yeah."

Me:  "Did you wash your hands?"

Eamon:  <confused>  "Why?  I'm wearing gloves."

Me:  "What?!  You wore the gloves while going to the bathroom?!  You're supposed to take them off and then... Ew.  Just, ew."

Eamon:  <unconcerned>  "Ok, I will next time."