While driving in the car...
Eamon: "I wonder what my school mascot will be when I'm in 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th grades."
Me: "Well, it depends on the school. 6th, 7th, & 8th grades will be one mascot for your middle school and then 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th will be another mascot for your high school."
Eamon: "What grade is college? 13th?"
Me: "No, freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior and those terms can be used for high school too."
Eamon: "I can't wait to go to college!"
Me: "And grad school!"
Eamon: "That's weird that some people go to college for four years and some go for four days."
Me: "Um, if they only went for four days, then they didn't finish."
Eamon: "Oh. I think I'll make my first invention in college. Something easy at first. What's an easy invention?"
Me: "If it's easy, then it's probably already been invented."
Eamon: "Ooh! I know! Live forever pills!"
Me: "That's going to be your easy first invention?!"
Eamon: "Yeah, they're small. I'll just put everything that's good for you in one pill and I'll make thousands, millions, billions, trillions. I read about people who eat fish and vegetables to be healthy but I don't like those."
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