~Duck Conversations~

While in the car on the way to Christmas Eve celebrations with the family...

Eamon:  "Guess what I want for Christmas!?"

Me:  <under my breath>  "Umm, hopefully something that we've already bought...?"

Eamon:  "A duck horn!"

Me:  "A duck horn?  You mean something that makes duck noises like a duck call?"

Eamon:  "Yeah!"

Mark:  "Dude, you can't spring that kind of stuff on us the day before Christmas.  Santa's already loaded everything in his sleigh and doesn't do last minute orders." 

Me:  "Hey, maybe you can save up some money and buy one for yourself later.  So why do you want a duck call anyway?"

Eamon: <seriously>  "So I can talk to ducks."


I love his logic! ;)