Me: "Eamon, you make a terrible pillow! I'm going to need you to grow some broader shoulders soon. And get taller so I don't have to lean over as far."
Eamon: "I'm not going to have broad shoulders. But I will get taller."
Me: "Wait, why don't you think your shoulders are going to get any broader?"
Eamon: "Well, my head's going to be really big and I don't want my shoulders to bump my head so my shoulders need to stay like they are now."
Me: "You're so weird."
So apparently this is Eamon's ideal head-to-body ratio...
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