Me: "Do I have anything on my face?"
Eamon: "No."
Me: "You didn't even look!"
Eamon: "How could you get something on you? You're always neat and clean and going like this <mimes prissily dabbing mouth with napkin>"
Me: "Are you mocking me for using a napkin?!"
Eamon: "Um, yeah."
Me: "I've obviously failed as a parent if you think having table manners is a bad thing."
Yeah, this is probably more his speed. ;)
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