While doing errands witht the family Sunday afternoon...
Mark: "Wait, where are you going? We're supposed to be going to World Market, Target, and back home."
Me: <hesitantly> "Well, there are a few things I need at Wal-mar..."
Mark: "No! We're not going to Wal-mart on a Sunday afternoon."
Me: "But we're so close! And there a few things we need that I can only get from there."
Mark: "Babe, I love you but not enough to go to Wal-mart on a Sunday afternoon."
Me: "When do you love me enough to go to Wal-mart?"
Mark: "Our love is more of a 3 a.m. quick trip to Wal-mart in the middle of the night kind of love."
Me: *sigh* "Fine. We'll just go to Target then."
And a husband-wife conversation overheard at World Market that same day...
As the cashier is handing a yard o' chocolate package to the wife and a case of small champagne and assorted alcohol bottles to the husband...
Wife: <giggling> "I've got the chocolate! I've definitely got the better end of this deal!"
Husband: <stoically> "You can keep the chocolate. I have all the alcohol."
Wife: <still giggling> "Well, I have the car keys!"
Husband: <dead pan voice> "Fine, leave me. I'm just going to start drinking."
That conversation really amused me because I think I've had that same conversation with Mark at some point! ;)
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