Have you ever seen one of those movies/TV shows where the husband and wife have a conversation that goes like this?
Wife: "Your uncle sure is weird."
Husband: "My uncle? I thought he was YOUR uncle!"
Wife: "What?! No! Well, whose uncle is he then!?"
Well, I just had a conversation like that with Mark...
Mark: "I'm going outside to see my dog."
Me: <laughing> "Don't you mean your dogs plural?"
Mark: "No, I mean my dog. I only have one dog."
Me: <incredulously> "What?! I distinctly remember you bringing home a 2nd dog about five years ago and naming her Ziggy!"
Mark: "No, Ziggy's not my dog."
Me: <exasperatedly> "Well, whose is she then?"
Mark: "Umm, Rowan's. Especially now that she just dug a giant hole in the pathway under the garden arch..."
Me: *sigh*
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