While walking the dogs at the park and hearing someone - or something - pass gas...
Mark: "Ziggy!"
Eamon: "Daddy, that was not Ziggy. It was you."
Mark: "Son, the first rule of being a guy is that if you pass gas and there's a dog nearby, always blame the dog! They can't defend themselves."
Eamon: "Ohhhhh..."
Also, I'm betting the dogs don't care if they get blamed for that. ;)
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