From an assignment Eamon did for St. Patrick's Day at school...
How to Catch a Leprachan by Eamon Wood
Frist, I would make lazers you cant see.
Then, I would make the lazers moove.
Next, I would stele the gold.
Last, I would make a fake pot of gold to make him thinck its real.
*sigh* Stealing from the horizontally-challenged? Geez, what do they teach kids in schools these days? ;)
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Sunday, May 13, 2012
~Blue Conversations~
For some reason, Eamon decided he wanted to watch an old Blue's Clues DVD this morning...
Steve (on TV show): "I need to paint something the green but I don't have that color in my paint set. I wonder what two colors I can mix together to make green..."
Eamon: [speaking to TV] "Blue and yellow."
Steve (on TV show): "Do YOU know which colors I should use?"
Eamon: [now yelling at TV] "BLUE AND YELLOW! You should know this!"
Steve (on TV show): "I need to paint something the green but I don't have that color in my paint set. I wonder what two colors I can mix together to make green..."
Eamon: [speaking to TV] "Blue and yellow."
Steve (on TV show): "Do YOU know which colors I should use?"
Eamon: [now yelling at TV] "BLUE AND YELLOW! You should know this!"
Monday, May 7, 2012
~Surprise Conversations~
While trying to view my pre-recorded online lecture for class...
Eamon: "Mommy, I have a surprise for you. Don't turn around..."
Turning around anyway...
Eamon: <pelts me with his dirty socks> "Surprise!"
Me: "Well now you get to put your dishes in the sink AND mine. Surprise!"
Eamon: "Hey, no fair!"
Eamon: "Mommy, I have a surprise for you. Don't turn around..."
Turning around anyway...
Eamon: <pelts me with his dirty socks> "Surprise!"
Me: "Well now you get to put your dishes in the sink AND mine. Surprise!"
Eamon: "Hey, no fair!"
~College Conversations~
While discussing how long Rowan might be in college...
Eamon: "You can go to college for four days or four years."
Me: "It's more like four years, sweetie."
Eamon: "No, some people don't have to go that long. Like Martin Luther King skipped a grade. I think he skipped college too."
Me: "No, sweetie, he definitely went to college! His title was Doctor Martin Luther King, which means that he went to college for a very long time to earn that."
Eamon: "Whatever. I just can't wait to be a mechanic so I can build pod racers. Everything will be a dollar."
Me: "That's very generous of you."
Eamon: "Yeah. I just need to come up with a symbol for the new kind of racers I'm going to make."
Eamon: "You can go to college for four days or four years."
Me: "It's more like four years, sweetie."
Eamon: "No, some people don't have to go that long. Like Martin Luther King skipped a grade. I think he skipped college too."
Me: "No, sweetie, he definitely went to college! His title was Doctor Martin Luther King, which means that he went to college for a very long time to earn that."
Eamon: "Whatever. I just can't wait to be a mechanic so I can build pod racers. Everything will be a dollar."
Me: "That's very generous of you."
Eamon: "Yeah. I just need to come up with a symbol for the new kind of racers I'm going to make."
Saturday, May 5, 2012
~Nasal Conversations~
While discussing joint popping...
Rowan: "I can even pop my nose! *pop* Which is kind of weird since there are no bones in there..."
Eamon: "Cool! Yeah, my nose is made of carnage, not bones."
Me: "What?!"
Eamon: "My nose is made of CARNAGE."
Me & Rowan: <BWAHAHAHA!>
Me: "Cartilage, your nose is made of cartilage."
Eamon: "Ohhhh!"
Rowan: "I can even pop my nose! *pop* Which is kind of weird since there are no bones in there..."
Eamon: "Cool! Yeah, my nose is made of carnage, not bones."
Me: "What?!"
Eamon: "My nose is made of CARNAGE."
Me & Rowan: <BWAHAHAHA!>
Me: "Cartilage, your nose is made of cartilage."
Eamon: "Ohhhh!"
Thursday, May 3, 2012
~Snowman Conversations~
While looking through Eamon's school stuff after picking him up...
Me: "Nice snowman picture, buddy. Hey, why is there an arrow drawn through his midsection..."
Eamon: <MANIACAL LAUGHTER>
Me: "Umm, and in this other picture you drew, the guy has X's over his eyes..."
Eamon: <MORE MANIACAL LAUGHTER>
Me: "Dude, seriously! What's up with these?"
Eamon: "I like drawing dead people. The one with X's on his eyes died of old age. Besides, they're just snowmen and you can do anything you want to snow men."
I guess you can't argue with that logic. ;)
Mark assures me that it's quite normal for little boys to draw dead things. Hmmm....
Me: "Nice snowman picture, buddy. Hey, why is there an arrow drawn through his midsection..."
Eamon: <MANIACAL LAUGHTER>
Me: "Umm, and in this other picture you drew, the guy has X's over his eyes..."
Eamon: <MORE MANIACAL LAUGHTER>
Me: "Dude, seriously! What's up with these?"
Eamon: "I like drawing dead people. The one with X's on his eyes died of old age. Besides, they're just snowmen and you can do anything you want to snow men."
I guess you can't argue with that logic. ;)
Mark assures me that it's quite normal for little boys to draw dead things. Hmmm....
~Insurance Conversations~
After watching an ad for the Gerber Growup life insurance plan...
Eamon: "100,000 dollars?! I want a 100,000 dollars!! If I had a 100,000 dollars, I could probably buy... what's that ship called mommy?"
Me: "The Millenium Falcon?"
Eamon: "Yeah! I would buy the Millenium Falcon! And you know what's cool about that? It comes with Lego Chewbacca and you have to built him!"
Me: "Ahh, so you're referring to the Lego Millenimum Falcon that you would buy with your $100,000!"
Eamon: "100,000 dollars?! I want a 100,000 dollars!! If I had a 100,000 dollars, I could probably buy... what's that ship called mommy?"
Me: "The Millenium Falcon?"
Eamon: "Yeah! I would buy the Millenium Falcon! And you know what's cool about that? It comes with Lego Chewbacca and you have to built him!"
Me: "Ahh, so you're referring to the Lego Millenimum Falcon that you would buy with your $100,000!"
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