After checking out a 300+ pages book from the library for Eamon's school project (which is way too advanced for a 2nd grader)...
Me: <sarcastically> "Well, here's your reading homework for tonight!"
Eamon: "What?! I have to read all of that?!"
Me: "No, just kidding. It will be me doing the reading and then explaining it to you. But you could probably read a book this big if it was abo..."
Eamon: "BACON!!!!"
Me: <surprised> "You would read a 300 page book about bacon?"
Eamon: "Well, no, not really. Maybe if it was about Pokémon. Ooh, Poké-Bacon!"
Me: "You would read a 300 page book about Poké-Bacon?"
Eamon: "Well, no, because I like Pokémon and I wouldn't want them to be turned into bacon. But I would read a book that big about Pokémon."
Me: "Good enough."
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