<While trimming a few spots of hair that I'd missed the other day>
Eamon: "I know what makes my hair grow so much."
Me: "Really? What?"
Eamon: "Washing it in the shower."
Me: "Washing your hair makes is what makes it grow?"
Eamon: "Uh-huh. Because I feel it after I get out of the shower and it's longer."
Me: "So you think if you don't wash it anymore, it won't grow?"
Eamon: "Yep. So can I stop showering?"
Me: "Gee, let me think... no."
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