~Accidental Conversations~

Immediately after talking to Mark on the phone...

INCOMING CALL FROM MARK

Eamon:  "Hey, Dad.  Hello?  Hellooo?!  DAAAD!!!  HELLOO!?"

Me:  "He must have butt-dialed you."

Eamon:  <beginning to giggle>

Me:  "Dude, he butt-dialed you, just hang up."

Eamon:  <now giggling uncontrollably>

Me:  "What?  Just hang up."

Eamon:  <even more giggling>  "I'm going to wait until he farts!"

Me:  <sigh>  "You are such a boy..." 

~Cheesy Conversations~

Overhearing an odd conversation between Mark and Eamon...

Me:  "What did you say you wanted for your birthday?"

Eamon:  <matter-of-factly>  "A meat and cheese platter."

Me:  "Why...?"

Eamon:  "Because it's good!"

Me:  "Okay... well, what kind of meat and cheese?

Eamon:  <sarcastically>  "A wide variety."

Well, at least my little smart ass has good taste. ;) 

~Milked Conversations~

October 30, 2011 (courtesy of FB memories)
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Morning conversation w/ Eamon when I told him to get the milk out~

Eamon: "Is this the milk w/ fat in it?"

Me: "We're out of 2%. The skim will be fine for you today."

Eamon: "But I need milk w/ fat in it. You and daddy can drink the milk w/o fat b/c you already have lots of fat." 

~(S)Pained Conversations~

October 2013, 2011 (Courtesy of FB memories)

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Today's car conversation w/ Eamon~

Eamon: "My friends grandparents live across the sea and speak Europe."

Me: "You mean they live in Europe? There are a lot of countries in Europe so if they live in Spain they might speak Spanish..."

Eamon: "No, mommy, people in China speak Spanish."
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~Sandwiched Conversations~

October 17, 2014 (courtesy of FB memories)

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It's a dark day in the Wood household:
Eamon just outgrew the kids' meal at Which Wich. :/

And considering the way he wolfed down a 7 inch sub, half a bag of chips, a cookie, and a drink and then said, "Mom, if your sandwich didn't have gross toppings [i.e. banana peppers & sriracha sauce], I would eat the rest of yours too," I know that it won't be long until he's eating a 14 inch sub - in comparison to the half of a 7 inch sub I usually eat!

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~Thor, Jr.~

October 20, 2011 (courtesy of FB memories)

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FYI, friends and family, my son has declared that he shall now be known as Thor, Jr. Also, his father will now be known as Mr. Thor and I should be referred to Mrs. Thor from now on. (And I guess that makes his sister Miss Thor?) Please update our contact info accordingly. ;) 
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~Smashed Conversations~

From October 21, 2011 (courtesy of FB memories)
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Morning conversation w/ Eamon (after having problems w/ an electrical system in our house)

Eamon: *sigh* "I think we should just smash it."

Me: *choking back laughter* "No, honey, I think we'll fix it instead."

Eamon: "We should smash it. And I know where we can get a bunch of hammers."
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