Me: "What did you say you wanted for your birthday?"
Eamon: <matter-of-factly> "A meat and cheese platter."
Me: "Why...?"
Eamon: "Because it's good!"
Me: "Okay... well, what kind of meat and cheese?
Eamon: <sarcastically> "A wide variety."
Well, at least my little smart ass has good taste. ;)
