While in the car last night with Mema & Erica, driving around to see Christmas lights...
Eamon: <forgetting that he's all tough and manly, leans over to snuggle with me in the back seat>
Erica: "Aww, that's so cute!"
Me: "Watch this: Eamon, I love you!"
Eamon: <realizing his sensitive side is showing, he quickly pulls back to his side of the car> "Ew, gross!"
Me: <to Erica> "Yeah, he doesn't usually show affection when you want him to. You have to say things like 'bodily fluids,' 'flatulence, 'gas' to get him to show any interest."
Me: <to Eamon> "Eamon, gas!"
Eamon: <earnestly> "I can't right now. I'm not loaded."
Me: <laughing hysterically> "It wasn't a command!"
